Wow. Thanks, man. I needed that.

If the art sux, I find it hard to get invested… Paul Pelletier better bring his A game!

They have something now called THE INTERNET Frank, which can be used to buy goods and services. Maybe in whatever in-bred backwater podunk burg you live in doesn’t get it, but you can avail yourself of it at your local library. (BTW, a “library” is big building that has these things called books.)

You can insult me, my poor podcasting skills, Aquaman, whatever. Diss Ace Kilroy and SHIT GETS REAL.

Rob, you can’t lay claim to a legitimate print run on Ace Ventura if you sell it out of a Honda Hatchback in the parking lot of an antique mall in Newark. Diamond Previews or get Daphne Zuniga in puffy sleeves. Wait, that’s a great idea for an Ace Hardware variant cover! Works for Zenescope! But maybe you should use Loni Anderson instead, in keeping with the Stroker Ace theme? Or both! “Comics” means never having to say you’re sorry for unauthorized celebrity licenses, unless you’re Jackson Guice.

Warning: Any attempt to correct me will lead to Styx references. Domo arigato, Mr. Robb-otto.

13. If Rob would get his damned comic into print so I can read the art form in its proper pulpy medium, that would be one more indie to get my dollars.

IT WAS IN PRINT FOR THE LATTER HALF OF 2012, dirty dingus magee! You had your chance and now both editions are sold out. We’ll be doing a second printing, but I’m guessing you’ll not buy those, then complain and not being able to get them once they sell out too. Sheesh.

Any new variants of Hawkman are going to be variations on existing archtypes of the character; we’re never going to get something on the order of what Fox did in The Brave & The Bold or what Truman did in Hawkworld. That’s my take on it anyway.

And now lest Shag start making fun of me again I’ll try not to talk more about Hawkman.